The letter of the law is usually pretty strict and filled with lots of complicated legal jargon. However, Decker Poole Law Firm thought differently and tasked me with writing ‘witty’ ‘conversational’ and ‘crazy’ messages for their new website. Their words, not mine. Read how I laid down the law in bizarre style here.
“Driven for excellence, with a trusted reputation, Decker Poole is no ordinary law firm – but we will let you be the judge of that. We know 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name, so we are proud to be part of the tiny minuscule 1% that stands up for the little guy. Unlike other firms, we’re not motivated by our pockets and profits, our team is committed to our values of passion, reputation, trust, character and quality.”
“Texas law isn’t ordinary law. In our state, it is illegal to sell your eye and milk another person’s cow and you better not dream of shooting a buffalo from the second storey of a hotel. Decker Poole Law Firm doesn’t expect you to know every single one of these weird and wacky laws, so put your trust in our team to cut through the courtroom chaos for you.”
“Our attorneys aren’t mythical monsters swamped in their own selfishness, they’re not from another world and they’re most certainly not characters on the latest series of Suits. We’re straightforward and down-to-earth people, not average Joes, more intelligent Josephs and Josephines. Pop in for a cup of joe at 6300 Ridglea, Fort Worth, Texas today.”
Jack Langford 